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Royce Grubic (Sounds, Words, and Visions)

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David Santospago (Nettles, Thistles, and Brambles)

what the funk? museum of musings and amusements

amoebasongs.com's MAN OF THE CENTURY: The Unknown Comic.
For making us chortle until yoo-hoo spewed forth from our nostrils and for being an exemplar of frugality. Note to George W. Bush: Trader Joe's bags are excellent for concealing those unsightly boils as well as unsightly beady eyes.

"Papa's got a brand new bag."
—James Brown

Laughter is a pulse.

blah blah blah: A note from the founding figureheads


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seek and ye shall find, sister

not a haiku


the gods are angry, drunk and stupid
they share our barren nightmares

notes from above ground: the garden report

hoe, hoe, hoe:
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